1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,970 Okay, Gina, let's go over this presentation one more time. 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:06,639 Okay, first I'll explain the TV commercial 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:07,907 with the story-board. 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,209 Then, I'll tell her how 5 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,511 new Jet Bug Spray kills the mosquitoes. 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,013 - Okay. - Baby. 7 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,882 Glad I, glad I called you. Baby, I got some good news. 8 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,183 Oh, what's up? What's up? 9 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,052 Platform shoes are coming back for you? 10 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,389 Yeah, and so is "Lassie." 11 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:24,924 If you hurry you can make the auditions. Now, please. 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,426 'Okay, alright, look. Martin, Martin.' 13 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,261 Will you tell her the good news, man? 14 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,064 - Yeah, please tell me. - Okay, baby, check it out now. 15 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,266 What's the difference between me and Montel Williams? 16 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,603 I'll answer that. Let me see, um, Montel Williams 17 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:40,240 he is rich, good-looking, and he can see over the curb. 18 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:44,444 Ha-ha. Ah, you, wow. I wasn't even talking to you 19 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,613 scary Godmother, now, please! 20 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:50,850 Get your head.. You better get your head out of my face. 21 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:54,687 Baby, the only difference between me and Montel, Gina 22 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,190 is publicity, but all that's about to change, baby. 23 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,392 Okay, okay. Come on with it. What's up? What's going on, man? 24 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:00,760 Okay, you know the TV show 25 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,462 "Get The Hell Up Detroit?" 26 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,465 Well, baby, they doing a story on me, Gina. 27 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,300 Martin, wait a minute. "Get the Hell Up Detroit" 28 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,103 doesn't that program come on at 5 o'clock in the morning? 29 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,573 Yes, Gina, if you get the hell up you can watch it, baby. 30 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,378 So they gonna have a, a film crew following Martin around 31 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,113 they gonna be filming his daily routine. 32 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,315 No, no, no, wait. I know you're not gonna have 33 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,650 cameras come into your apartment 34 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,718 with that raggedy old furniture y'all got. 35 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,555 Excuse me, Pam, but there is nothing wrong 36 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,056 with our apartment, okay? 37 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:34,060 Please, Gina, like that 1980's pleather couch 38 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,962 got goin' on, please. 39 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,398 Yeah, that ugly green couch is kind of loud. 40 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,834 Look like a Martian threw up on it. 41 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,003 Ha-ha! Look, look, laugh if y'all want, but don't worry 42 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,172 I'mma, I'mma make the apartment look good for the cameras. 43 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,007 - I ain't worrying about that. - Oh, baby, I gotta look good. 44 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,576 So I gotta get my nails done. 45 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,745 Look, I just want you to be as fly as you always are, baby. 46 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,848 Boo-boo. I love it when you talk like that. 47 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,418 Pam, I would like you to be there, too. 48 00:01:58,485 --> 00:01:59,853 Oh, baby, that's sweet. 49 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,855 Yeah, I mean that from the heart. 50 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,994 For real? 51 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:11,431 Yes. I want all of Detroit to meet me 52 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,799 my lovely wife, Gina. 53 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,101 - Oh, Martin. - And our family pet. 54 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,274 Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup? 55 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,895 Whazzup! 56 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,404 Yeah. I'm telling you.. 57 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,373 This rented furniture gonna make me look large. 58 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,309 Okay, look, thank you very much. Now stay out. 59 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,879 Great. Step, step. Yeah. 60 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:01,848 Hey, Martin, are you sure 61 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,917 you-you had to rent all this furniture, baby? 62 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,920 Yes, Gina. Baby it's image. We got to represent. 63 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,657 Well, I got to admit, this furniture is the bomb! 64 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:13,760 Woah, woah, woah, baby. Don't get too comfortable. 65 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,396 This furniture is for frontin', baby, not for sitting. 66 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:19,699 You know what, the camera crew is gonna be here any minute. 67 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,034 Let me go get dressed. 68 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,602 Okay, Gina, just remember the signal, okay? 69 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,771 - Then you come out, okay? - Okay I got the signal. 70 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,372 "Breakfast, breakfast," is the signal. 71 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,007 - Okay. That's what I'm sayin'? - I know. 72 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,510 - Whoo! - Good morning! 73 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,579 Alright. Breakfast is served! 74 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,515 Direct from Maricha's Cafe just as you ordered. 75 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,050 - Thank you, Tommy. - There you go. 76 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,118 My work is done, now I gotta go back. 77 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,553 Woah, woah, woah, what you got to do? 78 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,088 I thought you was gonna help me out. 79 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,791 Look, look here, man I've been thinking, okay? 80 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,360 Now with the kind of work that I do, right? 81 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,430 I think it's really important that I'm not seen on TV. 82 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,366 - Tommy. - What? 83 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,602 Everybody in the audience knows damn well 84 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,537 you ain't got no job, man. 85 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,774 Now, please, just do what we rehearsed, man, okay? 86 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,743 I-I wrote it all down for you, it's right there. 87 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,078 - Alright. - Okay. 88 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,380 Ho-hold, Martin. 89 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,949 You don't know none of these important people. 90 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,484 When I'm on TV I do. 91 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,321 O-okay, Tommy, that's them okay, uh.. 92 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,623 Uh, uh.. How I look? 93 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,091 - You cool, man. You cool. - Am I cool? 94 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:19,492 Don't front on me, man. Am I flat? 95 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,927 You better straight up, boy! 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,162 Sit that.. Yeah! Go, baby! 97 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,898 - What up, man? Okay, okay. - You go, dawg? 98 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,900 Cool. Okay, uh, check it out, man. 99 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,103 - This's them. Who is it? - Alright. 100 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:34,274 'It's "Get The Hell Up Detroit," and our cameras are rolling.' 101 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,742 Alright, uh-uh, just a second. 102 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,777 Okay, remember what we talked about, man. 103 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,679 - Don't slump on me, Tommy. - I got you, dawg! 104 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,747 Alright, okay. 105 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,350 Hey, what's happenin'? 106 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,853 You know, I was just about to head out to the orphanage 107 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,122 and hand out some toys, but hey, that can wait. 108 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,923 Come on in. What's happening, Detroit? 109 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,425 Cameraman, did you get that? 110 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,662 Loki, get some shots of the apartment, huh? 111 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,464 Hi, Martin, I'm Pico Rivera. 112 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:02,035 I'll be producing the profile we're doing on you this week. 113 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,536 - Pico Rivera? - Mm-hm. 114 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,105 Let me ask, are you any kin of Geraldo? 115 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,542 Who's Geraldo? 116 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,711 Never mind, Pico. come on in here, man. 117 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,214 Listen, the camera will take care of everything 118 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,883 just be yourself, huh? 119 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,185 Oh, don't worry, you know, I keep it real all the time. 120 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,487 You know? let me introduce you to my assistant Thomas. 121 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:22,789 - Hey, how you doing? - Tommy. 122 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,724 - How you doin'? - Nice to meet you. 123 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,659 Hi, mom! 124 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,561 I want to give a shout out to all my people 125 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,664 down at my job. What's up, y'all? What? What? 126 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:32,999 Man, slow your role, man. 127 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,734 This is about me Tommy, man. 128 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,836 Alright now, why don't you go over my 129 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,971 busy schedule for Pico over there. 130 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,574 - Go over your what? - The busy schedule that I have. 131 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,076 What the hell you talking about? I don't know nothin' about-- 132 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,812 - The schedule in your pocket! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 133 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,382 - Pocket, yeah! Yeah, yeah, man. - I got a little confused. 134 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,517 Okay, here's your schedule. 135 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,653 Alright, you got a 10 o'clock meeting with Colin Powell. 136 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,555 - Damn, why is it at00? - Yeah. 137 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,090 Well, that's all I have now. 138 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,159 Okay, then, after that, what, at noon 139 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,260 you got to fly to Chicago, man. 140 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,729 You got that meeting with Oprah. 141 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,997 Look you tell Oprah to make up her mind, okay? 142 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:07,734 Is she on a diet or not? 143 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,203 Is she gonna be grubbing when I come to Chicago or what? 144 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,605 I'll-I'll be sure to ask her that okay, Mr. Payne? 145 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,273 Okay, right on that, see you later. 146 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,610 - Bye, bye, Tommy. - Bye. Bye mom, see you later. 147 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,245 - Bye. - Peace. 148 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:22,181 Bam! Why don't we walk on over and have some breakfast? 149 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,417 Ha-ha! 150 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:29,021 I say, it's time for breakfast, Gina. 151 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:41,768 Baby, Detroit, I'd like you to meet my lovely wife Gina. 152 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,771 She's a big-time advertising executive. 153 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,306 Boo-boo, this is all of Detroit. 154 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:51,811 Oh, darling, I didn't know we were having company. 155 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:55,715 - Get the hell up, Detroit! - Alright. 156 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,617 Get your ass up, Detroit. 157 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,489 Honey, boo-boo, schnukum-cakes. 158 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,992 Are you, uh, are you ready for breakfast? 159 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,994 - You made me breakfast? - Gina. 160 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,963 Oh, I mean, that is so sweet. 161 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:13,599 You know he does this every morning? 162 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:17,570 - What a man! What a man! - Alright. 163 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,505 Baby, what did you make today? 164 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,941 Well, you know, I made a little somethin', somethin'. 165 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,577 You know, you know, a Marty-Mart throw down. 166 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,280 What the hell is that? 167 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:32,018 You know, I mean, sometime I cook stuff up so fast 168 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,420 I don't even know what they have in there. 169 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,688 Ah.. 170 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,424 Oh, my stars. Looks like I'm gonna have to 171 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,593 take it with me because I have to go 172 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,029 I have a very important presentation to make. 173 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:47,633 Of course you do. You big time executive, you. 174 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,303 Kisses, kisses and smooches and smooches. 175 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,676 So here's the premise for the commercial. 176 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,779 Two kids are playing by the lake when all of a sudden 177 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,714 a swarm of mosquitoes attack them. 178 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,382 - I like that, go on. - Okay. 179 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,620 Then, from out of the sky our hero, a can of new Jet Bug Spray 180 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,022 swoops down on the bugs and says 181 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,058 "Look here, bugs, back up on the kids 182 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,226 'cause I ain't having it!" 183 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,494 And then he takes the gat 184 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,496 he pulls out the gas sauce to blast. 185 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:19,031 Prr! Prr! Prr! 186 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,334 And then, like, all-all the bugs are fall on their backs, right 187 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,069 and their tentacles are going every which-a-way 188 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,071 and then start gnawing and gnawing! 189 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,407 Hey, Pam! Pam! Pam! 190 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,408 Pam! 191 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,143 I think she gets it. You okay? 192 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,747 Not only do I get it, I love it. 193 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:38,184 Gina, it is such a refreshing take on killing bugs. 194 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,353 - See. - Thank you, thank you. 195 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:43,089 Oh, yeah, right. Oh, baby, I'm glad I caught you 196 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,558 I rushed down here as fast as I could. 197 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,427 Uh, Martin, you rushed for what? W-what's, what's going on? 198 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,829 You forgot your briefcase, baby. 199 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:54,000 Uh, Martin, I forgot this briefcase 200 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,334 for a very good reason. 201 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,237 I haven't used it in two years, honey. 202 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:01,440 Gina, today might be the day, baby, when you need it the most. 203 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,543 And you know I'm such a thoughtful husband. 204 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,112 Did y'all get that? Ah-ha, yeah! 205 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,880 Thank you for the briefcase, Martin. 206 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,549 Allison, I'm sorry for the interruption. 207 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,385 No, no apologies at all, Gina. 208 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:16,355 I uh, take it that that handsome man is your husband. 209 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,224 - Oh, this is her friend, Pam. - Tsk. 210 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,460 Why don't you leave me alone? 211 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,129 But I'm her husband Martin. How you doing? 212 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,364 - Allison Jones, my pleasure. - Alright. 213 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,799 Allison, "Get The Hell Up Detroit" 214 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,434 is doing a profile on Martin. 215 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,769 - Really? - Yeah. 216 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,737 Well, you know Martin, my husband and I 217 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,574 love your talk show, and you know what? 218 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,710 You're even better looking in person. 219 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,780 Get out.. Do I? Thank you very, very much. 220 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,549 Did y'all get that? Okay, alright. 221 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,984 - Uh, Martin. - Yeah. 222 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,153 Thank you for coming, honey, and bringing the briefcase 223 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,121 but don't you have an important meeting to go to? 224 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,823 Some shows to do or something'? 225 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,492 True that, true that, I ain't trying to keep Spike waiting. 226 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,227 You know what I mean? 227 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,731 Hey, Martin, do you think that we can take a few shots of you 228 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,901 and some of your celebrity friends like Spike? 229 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,503 No, no, not Spike. He a little camera shy. Yeah. 230 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,107 Too bad. Because we could really use some footage of you 231 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,177 with some of your upscale friends. 232 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,747 What about her? She look upscale as a mug to me. 233 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,349 But I thought you two just met. 234 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,519 Pico, man, I just playing with you, Pico. Yeah. 235 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,154 Uh, Allison. 236 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,690 Um, why don't you and your husband swing by the crib 237 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,994 tonight and have dinner with me and my lovely wife Gina? 238 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,996 Oh, we'd love to, Martin. 239 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,530 And, you know, I think that you and Kevin 240 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,099 will have a lot to talk about. 241 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,935 He's an entertainment attorney, and you're an entertainer. 242 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,203 Well, cool. We'll see you at00. 243 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638 - Right, baby? - Right. 244 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:39,872 I think we'll have fun having dinner 245 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,607 with a big cable TV star. 246 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,875 Oh, now, quit with that. 247 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,644 I'm just a old down to earth brother. 248 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,613 Did you get that? 249 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:54,553 I had no idea you were the one that convinced them. 250 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,222 All I did was put in a call. 251 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,125 Next day Jordan was back with the Bulls, you know? 252 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,460 - Bam! You know what I mean? - Cut! 253 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,562 That was great, Martin. 254 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,831 We got enough footage for tonight. 255 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,634 Allison, Kevin, it was nice to meet you. 256 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,737 - Hasta manana, people. - Bye, bye. 257 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,408 - Be safe, okay? - Thank you, you too. 258 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,377 You know, Kevin, baby, maybe it'll be a good idea 259 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,413 if you introduce Martin to some of your clients. 260 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,349 You know, that's not a bad idea. 261 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,319 You know, I represent some very heavy hitters. 262 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,255 In fact, a lot of them are going to be coming 263 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,756 to our Christmas party this year. 264 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,092 Why don't you and Gina come? 265 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,828 We're gonna be swinging and hanging and.. 266 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,597 Oh! I-I don't know, Alli. 267 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,735 I mean, you know, our friends are pretty wild and crazy. 268 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,704 Hey, I was born to be wild. 269 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,172 Hey, look everywhere I go people say 270 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,275 I'm the life of the party up in there. 271 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,211 - We would love to come. - Great! 272 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,281 Thanks so much for tonight, Gina. 273 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,017 - I'm so glad you made it. - So we'll see you Saturday? 274 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,953 - Oh, definitely. - Thank you, baby. 275 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,555 - Here you go. - Thank you. Mm-hm. 276 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,091 Um, what is the attire? Dressy, casual? 277 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:09,295 - What are we wearing? - Oh, it's uh, very casual. 278 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,864 In fact, you could come naked if you want to. 279 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,634 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 280 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,737 - Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Okay, bye-bye. 281 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:18,804 Alright, man. 282 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,375 Baby, do you think they know 283 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,944 what kind of party this is gonna be? 284 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,246 Oh, you heard Martin. He's wild. 285 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,815 - They know what time it is. - Yeah, you're right. 286 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,252 Four of us are gonna have so much fun in that Jacuzzi. 287 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:37,957 Ooh. Baby, we may not even have to turn on the heat. 288 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,228 Hey, baby. Your friend Allison is kind of cool. 289 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,829 That party on Friday is gonna be on, huh? 290 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,498 Baby, it sounds like we are going to be 291 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,666 rubbing elbows with some celebrities. 292 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,668 Baby, what we gonna be doing 293 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,672 we gonna be stomping with the big dog! 294 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,244 - Yo, Big Tom. - Hey. 295 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,812 I appreciate you going with me 296 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,747 to pick up the champagne for the Christmas party, man. 297 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,850 Uh, Martin, this-this here ain't champagne. 298 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,986 It's Champepelle! 299 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,188 Man, rich folk know the difference. 300 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,857 Man, after couple of bottles they won't. 301 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,359 Just make sure it gets delivered, alright? 302 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,494 - Alright. - Yo, boo? You ready? 303 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,999 Hey, baby, I don't think I'mma go to this party, honey. 304 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:23,702 My head is pounding. Feel like a mule kicked me in my head. 305 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,038 Gina, I told you about standing behind Pam 306 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,540 when you're feeding her. 307 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,043 - Martin. - What? 308 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,547 I am serious, honey. I don't think I could go to this party. 309 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,849 Gina, I really ain't trying to go without you, baby. 310 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,218 Baby, I'll come later if I'm feeling any better. 311 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,021 But you should go meet some of Kevin's clients, really. 312 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,222 I guess you're right. 313 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,291 It'd be a shame to waste all this flatness. 314 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,892 You know what I mean? 315 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,196 Well, why don't you just take your assistant Thomas? 316 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:54,233 Uh-uh. I done play the assistant once, I quit. 317 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,569 Oh, come on, Tommy. What else you got to do, man? 318 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,070 Bro, for your information 319 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,140 I got a date with this new honey from my job. 320 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,709 Now I got to stop you right there. Okay? 321 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,578 Tommy, you of all people don't need to be getting 322 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,980 involved with some woman who is unemployed, man. 323 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,200 - Hi, guy! - Kevin, what's up? 324 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,703 Martin, I'm so glad you could make it. 325 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,239 Thank you very much. Your place is so nice. 326 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:37,610 - Thank you. - Uh, where's, uh, Gina? 327 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,613 Uh, she couldn't make it. Yeah. She wasn't feeling very well. 328 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,250 - Oh. - Aw. That's too bad. 329 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,685 'Cause I was so much looking forward to getting to 330 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:49,755 know Gina...better. 331 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:59,298 And who is this tall, dark and handsome brother over here? 332 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,866 Hi, how're you? I'm Tommy Strawn. 333 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:01,800 Ooh. 334 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,303 Ah! Nice shoes, Tommy. 335 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,138 What size are they, baby? 336 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,474 I beg your pardon? 337 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,310 I mean, um, where did you get them? 338 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,945 Ah, these old things? 339 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,947 Hell, I don't even remember. 340 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,483 Well. Martin, can I get you a drink? 341 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,951 - Maybe later, thank you. - Okay. 342 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,820 - Tommy. - No, okay, I will. 343 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,822 Oh, Martini. 344 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,158 Oh, Kevin-roney. 345 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,660 What's up? 346 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,396 Hi, this is Shauna and Sharice. 347 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,498 Shauna, Sharice, nice to meet you. 348 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,734 Ladies, this is Mr. Marin Payne. 349 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:40,472 Ooh! I always did like a little pain with my pleasure. 350 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:50,449 Uh, you know, Martin has his own...talk show? 351 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,685 - Mm-mm. - Ha, ha, ha, ha! 352 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,087 Uh-huh. We know who Martin is. 353 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,755 Oh, so, y'all like to watch? 354 00:15:56,822 --> 00:16:00,793 Oh, yeah. Especially with the lights on. 355 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:06,532 So, Martin, what's a good-looking man like yourself 356 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,436 doing here all by himself? 357 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,205 Oh-ho-ho! 358 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,874 Oh-ho! Wait a minute, wait a minute, ladies. 359 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,643 I don't-I don't want y'all to get the wrong idea 360 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,379 but Old Marty-Mart, I'm married, yeah. 361 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,648 - So are we. - Uh-huh. 362 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:27,386 So, um, do you come to these kinds of parties often? 363 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,155 Oh, yeah. You know I party all the time. 364 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,057 Yeah, yeah. Every Friday and Saturday night. 365 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,126 I get my party on now. 366 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,567 Oh, then you ought to, you ought to fit in just fine. 367 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:47,172 'Cause, honey, everybody here knows how to have a...good time. 368 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,574 Uh-uh-uh, um.. 369 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,243 Look, this is a real nice place you and Kevin have here. 370 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,646 Oh, well, Tommy, wait until you see the bedroom. 371 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,750 We've got mistletoe everywhere. 372 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,718 Come on, honey, I'll show it to you. 373 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,588 Oh w-w-w-wait, excuse me, uh.. 374 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,423 You sure that's gonna be cool with Kevin? 375 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,927 Of course. He's probably back there already himself. 376 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,931 Oh. Alright, well, in that case, I guess it's alright then, huh? 377 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:16,235 - Unh! Mmm. - Psst. 378 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,273 - Excuse me, ladies. - Where're you going? 379 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,709 I know, but I say, "Excuse me, ladies." 380 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,951 Excuse me, where is the bar? 381 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,054 Lady, you don't need another drink. 382 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,588 I hope you didn't drive. 383 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,458 No, I took the night train. 384 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:49,635 And now I'm about to get into my Thunderbird 385 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:55,140 and s-s-slide on over here to the bar. 386 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,709 Damn! I guess everybody likes to party. 387 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:02,314 Oh, Martin, are you into...leather? 388 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,949 Oh, sure, yeah, as a matter of fact 389 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,151 I just bought this fly leather jacket last week. 390 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,487 It's kind of funky, you know. Yeah, yeah. 391 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,956 You're so funny. 392 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,626 You know, Martin, you should see all the wonderful toys 393 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,230 that Kevin and Allison have in their bedroom. 394 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,400 Oh, yeah? I wasn't aware that they had kids. 395 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:25,671 Hey, everybody! I'm about to hop in to the hot tub. 396 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,172 Anybody want to join me? 397 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,776 Oh! Oh! 398 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,244 Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! 399 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,947 What the hell's going on in here? Y'all some freaks? 400 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,415 I ain't with this old freaky-deaky stuff. 401 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,683 I'm out of here. Yo, Tommy? 402 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,017 Let's get the hell out of here, man! 403 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,621 - Woo-hoo! - Giddy-up! Giddy-up, baby! 404 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,660 What's up, y'all? 405 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,530 Tommy, what.. What the hell are you doing, man? 406 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,265 Put the women down, let's get the hell out of here, man. 407 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,967 No, no, no. We just got here, man. 408 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,503 You can't leave now. Martin, party's just getting started. 409 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,037 Hey, you got to loosen up, man! 410 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,206 Man, I'm tryin' to loosen up. I don't like this game. 411 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,543 - Let go, man! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 412 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,345 - 'Oh!' - Oh! Martin! 413 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,446 Gina, baby, this ain't what it.. 414 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,882 Shoot it, get it all! 415 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,121 Man, look at.. This is just embarrassing, honey. 416 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,557 You're really lucky you didn't get fired over this. 417 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,059 Oh, no, no, Gina. I broke it down to my boss. 418 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,694 You know? And it's cool. 419 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,397 Check it out, they say I got a whole new audience 420 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,565 of freaky people. 421 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,170 - That's what they say. - Martin, you know what? 422 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,239 I really hope you never have the need to be with somebody else. 423 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,209 Gina, ain't no woman like the one I got. 424 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,246 And ain't no man like the one I got. 425 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,314 Give it to me. 426 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,555 In case you haven't seen it, your husband's a freakazoid. 427 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,759 Thank you, Pam. I've seen it. 428 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:58,530 Well, I'd rather be a freakazoid than a freak-a-nature. 429 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,432 Whatever, Little Daddy Kane. 430 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,001 Hey, you need me to take you down to the unemployment office? 431 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,436 'Cause you're gonna lose your job. 432 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,272 Why don't you just head back to the wilderness? 433 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,009 Hello? 434 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,846 Hello, Mama Payne. 435 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,182 Yes, we've seen the paper. 436 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,718 Uh-huh. 437 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,621 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'll tell him. 438 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,694 So, what's up, Gina? What mama say? 439 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,796 Uh, she said that 440 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,698 if I let another stank get next to you 441 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,766 she-she's just gonna cut me. 442 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,537 Well, at least she warned you, baby. 443 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,105 But, you know what, look, check it out, Gina. 444 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,974 We just gonna have to start hanging out with our 445 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,910 old friends, you know, people that we can trust, baby. 446 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:50,282 Oh, what a beautiful morning, dawg! 447 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,750 Good morning, Tommy. 448 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,919 Tommy, what the hell are you so happy about, man? 449 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,588 Well, Martin, I just sold our story 450 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,091 to all up in your "Business Weekly." 451 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,594 Wait a minute. Y-you sold me out for chicken change? 452 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,163 No, no. No, no, Martin. Come on, bro. 453 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,835 I wouldn't call $5000 chicken change. 454 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,937 They hooka-you-up with $5000? 455 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,139 I'm the one who took you to the party, man. 456 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,508 Oh, hell no. You gonna break me off a piece of that. 457 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,577 - Two-fifty, baby, right here! - Okay, alright. 458 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:22,514 Alright, alright. Martin, will you calm down, man? 459 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,017 Come on, man. It's me I'm your boy! Okay? 460 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,488 You know Big Tom is gonna break Marty-Mart off a piece! 461 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,657 Peace! Ha-ha-ha! 462 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,303 Uh, remember, uh, uh do what you do, alright. 463 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,705 - Alright. Okay. - Okay. 464 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,807 Oh, damn! My bad! 465 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,175 - Sorry. Damn. - Excuse me. 466 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,543 No, no, no. Alright, now, Tommy. 467 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,512 - Oh.. Go back. - What-what? Okay. 468 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,715 This is comedy. We got to be loose. 469 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,550 - Loosen up. - Alright. 470 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,185 Let me get out the cool. 471 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,822 Alright, let me separate. It's Marty Payne. 472 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,324 Alright, here we go.